Reese’s and Oreo Unveil Unholy Snack Alliance That May Tear Reality in Half

(Worthy Satire) – In a bold move that scientists fear could rip the snack-time continuum, Reese’s and Oreo have announced their latest abomination of confectionery ambition: the Reese’s Oreo Cup. Or is it the Oreo Reese’s Cookie? Even the marketing team isn’t sure anymore.

“This is the perfect combination,” said one executive before slipping into a sugar-induced trance. “We took the peanut butter cup and shoved it inside a cookie… or the cookie inside the cup… whatever, just eat it.”

Early taste-testers reportedly blacked out from flavor overload, waking up in a parking lot surrounded by empty wrappers and existential confusion. “I bit into it and saw my childhood flash before my eyes,” said one shaken consumer. “There was a cookie inside the chocolate, inside the cookie, inside my soul.”

Nutritionists have warned the public not to consume more than one per decade, unless actively trying to communicate with higher snack deities. Meanwhile, dentists across the country are building second homes in Florida.

Insiders hint the next concoction might fuse Pop-Tarts, Twinkies, and a deep, lingering sense of regret. Brace yourself.

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