“The View” Asks Biden About Cognitive Decline, Jill Steps In to Translate His Ramblings

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Worthy Satire) – In a jaw-dropping segment on “The View,” the hosts dared to ask President Joe Biden about his rumored cognitive decline. Biden’s response was a wandering monologue about ice cream trucks, Corn Pop, and how he once challenged a Roomba to a push-up contest.

“He’s as sharp as a bowling ball,” quipped Whoopi Goldberg, nervously glancing at the producers.

Before things could spiral further, First Lady Jill Biden swooped in, gently patting her husband’s shoulder. “Joe meant to say that he’s fine, everything’s fine,” she said with a reassuring smile that could have been plastered on by a PR team.

Biden, now staring off into space, whispered, “Is it time for my nap yet?”

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