In a bold move toward workplace diversity and inclusion, Microsoft has laid off 6,000 employees to create a more “AI-forward” environment, sources confirmed Tuesday.
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In what sources are calling a “Malibu malfunction of presidential proportions,” former President Joe Biden reportedly failed to recognize George Clooney—yes, that George Clooney—during a high-profile fundraiser just days before the CNN debate that launched a thousand panic attacks in Democratic circles.
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In a diplomatic twist worthy of a daytime soap, President Donald Trump shocked Saudi officials this weekend by refusing to share a ceremonial drink with Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS), citing what he called “a deep spiritual aversion to beverages I didn’t brand myself.”
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In a rare display of bipartisan agreement, Americans from every walk of life—from Prius-driving vegans to lifted-truck libertarians—have united in their mutual hatred of one thing: the dreaded start-stop function in modern vehicles. The Environmental Protection Agency, smelling the faint odor of approval for once, is reportedly preparing a crackdown.
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In a shocking act of digital discrimination, Toro Loco — the now-iconic bull known for his peaceful protest and legendary moped heist — was left “utterly steamed” after Facebook flagged and removed his latest post for alleged spam.
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In a bold act of rebellion and impeccable driving skill, a Spanish bull stole a moped earlier today in a daring escape from the country’s infamous annual bull run.
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In a revolutionary move that blurs the line between tech innovation and dystopian sci-fi, Apple announced it will soon support brain-implant control of its devices — allowing users to open apps, send texts, or regret life choices without lifting a finger.
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Visitors at the trendy new art installation “Suffocation: A Modern Statement” were left gasping for breath — and not just from the sheer artistic brilliance. The exhibit, which features participants vacuum-sealed between plastic sheets to represent the crushing weight of societal expectations, took a shocking turn when several art enthusiasts found themselves actually trapped inside.
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Residents were left fuming this morning as two chipmunks, dubbed “Rocky” and “Nutty,” brought traffic to a complete standstill during a heated brawl over a single acorn.
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President Donald Trump stunned attendees at a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraiser when he shared a little-known secret to business success: the “fat shot drug.”
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In a bizarre incident that left security officials scratching their heads, a group of activists was detained while attempting to smuggle a goat onto the Temple Mount, insisting it was an “emotional support animal for the end times.”
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In a bold move, Apple is reportedly considering raising iPhone prices to account for “increased air costs” in its production facilities.
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In a bold move that has shocked political insiders and aviation enthusiasts alike, Qatar has reportedly offered Donald Trump a jumbo jet to replace Air Force One, stating that it would be “an absolute honor” to provide him with the “Trumpiest plane ever.”
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In an unprecedented display of fiscal responsibility, Gaza residents have taken a novel approach to combating inflation—literally cleaning their money. Reports have emerged from the region that locals are now handwashing their shekels in an attempt to “sanitize” their finances.
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In a bold move to stay ahead of the financial curve, Steak n Shake announced it will now accept Bitcoin at all locations starting May 16, declaring, “The movement is just beginning… and so are the transaction fees!”
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In a scene that looked more like a summer block party than an international conflict, residents in Pakistan lounged in lawn chairs, sipping chai and munching on samosas, as missiles roared overhead toward India.
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In a bold move to “Make America Healthy Again,” the Trump administration has announced three new food colors that promise to “inject a little patriotism” into every meal.
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In a jaw-dropping interview on “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” Ben & Jerry’s co-founder Ben Cohen sent shockwaves through the conservative talk show’s audience by passionately declaring his love for Jesus Christ — and making a surprising claim about the dietary choices of the Messiah.
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In what might be the most bewildering take on illegal immigration ever aired, an MSNBC guest proclaimed, “If I get murdered by an undocumented immigrant, please tell my children, ‘I did not care that they were undocumented.’”
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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the diaper industry, TikTok mommy influencer Chloe Sage claims she successfully potty-trained her 3-week-old baby, Sequoia-Rain. “It’s actually a LOT easier than you think,” Chloe told her 2.5 million followers while balancing a glass of kombucha on her head.
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