WASHINGTON D.C. (Worthy Satire) – In a stunning blow to President Trump’s “Extreme Makeover: Government Edition,” a federal judge has blocked his plan to dismantle the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), the Minority Business Development Agency (MBDA), and the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service (FMCS), calling the move “a tad too aggressive, even for reality TV standards.”
Trump had proposed consolidating the three agencies into a single, more manageable entity dubbed the “Department of Unnecessary Bureaucracy.”
“Why do we need a whole agency for museums when we already have the internet to tell us everything we need to know?” Trump said, clutching a bullhorn labeled “Executive Orders.”
Trump vowed to appeal, stating, “If they think three agencies is excessive, wait until they see what I do with 4 more years in office!”
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