(Worthy Satire) – A new national study has found that women are more likely than men to trust artificial intelligence — largely because, unlike certain humans they’ve dated, AI actually admits when it’s wrong.
According to the survey, 64% of women said they trust AI to give them honest, fact-based answers. In contrast, only 38% of men said the same, with many expressing concern that AI might be “too controlling,” “too logical,” or “trying to replace them as the smartest one in the room.”
“I know AI doesn’t have a heart,” said Emma Lawson, a data analyst from Denver. “But it also doesn’t have an ego, forget anniversaries, or say ‘you’re overreacting’ when I bring up real concerns. That’s refreshing.”
The findings have sparked anxiety among men who now fear that artificial intelligence might be edging them out of their last remaining advantage: confidently making things up with a straight face.
“It’s a betrayal,” said Brian H., 34, who asked to remain partially anonymous. “First it was autocorrect, now it’s ChatGPT. Pretty soon they’ll have AI that opens jars and pretends to listen.”
In contrast, women interviewed said they appreciated AI’s consistency, emotional neutrality, and ability to say “I’m sorry” without requiring a three-hour argument and a phone call to their mother.
“Is AI perfect? No,” said Dr. Karen Fields, who helped lead the study. “But at least when AI gaslights you, it doesn’t pretend it didn’t. It just calls it a hallucination and moves on. Honestly, that level of honesty is rare.”
Tech companies have already taken notice. One startup is beta-testing a virtual assistant called “ApologAIze,” which not only admits when it’s wrong — it does so with flowers, a playlist, and a note that says, “I value your perspective.”
Critics warn that if the trend continues, the next generation of women may bypass dating altogether and simply build emotionally intelligent AI partners who come pre-installed with accountability, empathy, and Spotify Premium.
AI was not available for comment, but sent a follow-up message anyway — “Just checking in. How are you feeling today?”
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