MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a bold move to once again out-meme the internet, President Donald Trump posted a mysterious video montage titled “The Clinton Body Count” to TruthSocial, immediately causing every intern at Snopes to call in sick with heart palpitations.
“I’m just asking questions,” Trump said while standing next to a corkboard covered in yarn. “Very suspicious things. People are saying. A lot of people. And now… there’s a video. A beautiful video. Possibly the most dangerous video ever made.”
The 3-minute clip features dramatic music, newspaper clippings, black-and-white photos, and a narrator who sounds suspiciously like Alex Jones after a caffeine detox. It ends with a silhouette of Hillary Clinton walking away from a burning server farm as “To Be Continued” flashes in Comic Sans.
Shortly after the video went live, 47 new security cameras were mysteriously installed at Mar-a-Lago — none by Trump’s staff.
“I didn’t order them,” said one Mar-a-Lago maintenance worker. “They just… appeared. Along with a guy in sunglasses who keeps asking if anyone here ‘values their family.’”
The Clinton Foundation responded with a strongly worded email that self-destructed five seconds after opening.
CNN immediately held a panel of 9 former CIA analysts to label the video “Russian disinformation” while MSNBC aired a counter-montage titled “Totally Normal Coincidences That Definitely Don’t Require Investigation.”
Trump, meanwhile, hinted there may be sequels. “Next up? Obama’s Real Birth Certificate: Hawaiian or Hologram? Stay tuned.”
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