DELHI, INDIA (Worthy Satire) – In a stunning twist at a fishing tournament, a cunning bird became an instant celebrity after catching fish with a piece of Wonder Bread — right in front of a crowd of frustrated anglers who had been skunked all day.
“Forget fancy lures and high-tech sonar,” one exasperated fisherman said. “That bird just dropped a chunk of bread in the water and BAM! He’s hauling in fish while we’re getting nothing but sunburn here.”
The feathered phenom, nicknamed “Captain Crumbs,” is reportedly in talks for a lucrative endorsement deal with Wonder Bread, with a potential “Hooked on Bread” line in the works.
“Captain Crumbs really knows how to ‘rise’ to the occasion,” said a Wonder Bread spokesperson, smiling like a bird with a fish in its beak.