WNBA Superstar Caitlin Clark Fined for Comments About Refs—Bill Comes to $200, League Says

(Worthy Satire) – The WNBA announced today that Indiana Fever star Caitlin Clark has been fined for “inappropriate remarks” about officiating. The amount? A whopping $200.

League officials stressed that the punishment was meant to “send a strong message,” though critics noted the fine is roughly equivalent to a pair of courtside nachos and a soda at an NBA arena.

“It was either $200 or we make her run the team’s Instagram for a week,” said one WNBA spokesperson. “We chose the harshest penalty we could legally impose.”

When asked for comment, one rival player quipped: “Honestly, I’ve been fined more for parking violations outside the arena.”

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