Biden’s Floating Pier Off Gaza Coast Officially Labeled a Dud: ‘Turns Out Water Isn’t Solid Ground’

JERUSALEM (Worthy Satire) – After spending millions on a floating pier off the coast of Gaza intended to foster economic development, the Biden administration officially labeled the project a dud, admitting that “we underestimated the whole water not being solid thing.”

“Apparently, concrete and waves don’t mix,” said a State Department spokesperson. “We thought we were building a bridge to peace. Turns out we built a bridge to nowhere.”

Engineers are now considering repurposing the structure as a high-priced tourist attraction called the “Gaza Wave Walk,” where visitors can experience what it’s like to sink millions into a sinking platform.

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