Trump Admin Cuts Off Medicaid for Migrants — Democrats Furious Americans Might Actually Benefit

(Worthy Satire) – The Trump administration unveiled new measures to ensure Medicaid funds are directed toward American citizens, sparking immediate outrage from Democrats who claim the move “threatens years of progress in subsidizing the illegal immigrant community.”

Party officials blasted the decision as “heartless,” warning that U.S. citizens finally getting medical care could divert precious taxpayer dollars away from those “who need it most — non-citizens who just crossed the border yesterday.”

“This is a slap in the face to hardworking illegals everywhere,” one Democrat lawmaker fumed. “If Americans get too healthy, they may start working, paying taxes, and voting for the wrong party. We simply cannot risk that.”

Analysts noted the irony: Democrats’ fiercest opposition to the policy wasn’t about Americans being denied care, but rather the prospect of citizens actually receiving it.

As one Republican senator quipped, “When Democrats say they’ll fight for the vulnerable, they apparently mean everyone except Americans.”

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