WASHINGTON, D.C. (Worthy Satire) – In a move critics say finally acknowledges the “real workhorse” of the administration, the White House has replaced President Joe Biden’s official photo in the Presidential Walk of Fame with a glossy portrait of his autopen.
The gleaming silver pen, which has tirelessly signed everything from executive orders to condolence cards, was polished to a mirror finish before being mounted in its new place of honor.
Visitors to the gallery said the pen looked “surprisingly presidential,” with one tourist commenting: “Honestly, it shines more in this spot than Biden ever did.”
White House insiders report the autopen is already being fitted for its own Secret Service detail, with some suggesting it may be the front-runner for the 2028 Democratic nomination.
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