Steak n Shake Embraces Bitcoin, Rebrands as Steaktoshi: “Now Serving Crypto Fries and Blockchain Shakes!”

(Worthy Satire) – In a bold move to stay ahead of the financial curve, Steak n Shake announced it will now accept Bitcoin at all locations starting May 16, declaring, “The movement is just beginning… and so are the transaction fees!”

Company executives unveiled the new “Steaktoshi” brand, complete with a limited-edition Double Crypto Burger, which comes with a side of NFT fries and a QR code that links to a blockchain ledger of every shake ever blended.

“We’re revolutionizing fast food,” said CEO Bit Stan, who was seen placing his entire salary into a digital wallet shaped like a burger. “Forget paper money — it’s greasy, outdated, and it doesn’t even have a cool logo of a cow with laser eyes.”

Early adopters can earn “Steakcoins,” which, according to the fine print, “may or may not be worth less than a penny by the time you finish your meal.”

“Bitcoin and beef — the ultimate pairing,” said one customer, who promptly lost his wallet password right after ordering. “Now, I just need to figure out how to tip in Dogecoin.”

Source — Steak n’ Shake Tweet

 

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