WASHINGTON D.C. (Worthy Satire) – In a bold move that has shocked political insiders and aviation enthusiasts alike, Qatar has reportedly offered Donald Trump a jumbo jet to replace Air Force One, stating that it would be “an absolute honor” to provide him with the “Trumpiest plane ever.”
Sources close to the Qatari royal family say the jet, dubbed the “Trump Express,” comes fully stocked with gold-plated everything, including a shower that allegedly rivals the one in Trump Tower, and a fully stocked buffet featuring the finest fast food from all corners of the globe.
“We’re talking burgers, fries, and a massive Diet Coke fountain. It’s the kind of jet that says, ‘I’m not just flying, I’m living large,'” said one unnamed Qatari diplomat
In response, Trump tweeted: “It’s going to be YUGE. Best jet. Believe me. I’ve seen Air Force One, but this one is going to be better—very classy. You’ll love it.”
The jet is reported to include a special “Trump Time Zone” for all meetings, where the press is considered “fake news” if it doesn’t align with the time zones Trump prefers, because, as he put it, “Time is what I say it is.”
