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For the First Time in 2,000 Years, a Lamb Returns to the Temple Mount — But Still No One Notices the One Who Already Came

In a moment hailed by some as “prophetic” and by others as “a well-meaning, but slightly confused reenactment,” a lamb was ceremonially brought up to the Temple Mount for the first time in 2,000 years to commemorate the Second Passover — a biblical make-up day for anyone who missed the original due to travel, impurity, or, apparently, modern schedules.

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New Noah’s Ark Discovery Sparks Interest from Jurassic Park Scientists, Church Potluck Committee

Archaeologists have announced a groundbreaking discovery on the slopes of Mount Ararat, claiming to have uncovered what they believe is the remnants of Noah’s Ark — and inside, something even more miraculous: fossilized animal droppings, ancient hay, and what appears to be a sealed jar labeled “Mosquito – Do Not Open”.

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Ben Hauled Off RFK Jr. Hearing, Causing Nationwide Meltdown — Including His Ice Cream

In a dramatic twist that left both lawmakers and lactose lovers shaken, Ben Cohen — the “Ben” in Ben & Jerry’s — was escorted out of a congressional hearing for interrupting presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The disruption not only derailed the proceedings but reportedly triggered a tragic side effect: thousands of pints of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream began melting in solidarity.

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“It’s AOC’s Democratic Party Now,” Data Shows — Christians Asked to Leave Their Bibles at the Door

According to new polling data and a suspiciously curated TikTok trend, political analysts have concluded that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is now the de facto head of the Democratic Party. Move over Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and anyone born before the iPhone—Gen Z’s favorite socialist barista-turned-congresswoman is setting the national agenda, one Instagram Story at a time.

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Harvard Law School Accidentally Buys Gospel Truth: $27 Magna Carta Turns Out to Be Priceless Original

In a divine twist of fate that could only be described as biblical irony, Harvard Law School officials admitted Thursday they accidentally purchased a copy of the Magna Carta for $27 on eBay, only to discover it was an original 1215 version—worth millions—and, according to one overzealous theology professor, “likely handled by the Apostle Paul on his missionary journey to Britain.”

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CNN Confirms Eggs Are Real, Gravity Exists, and Trump Was Right (This Time)

In a startling turn of events, CNN has admitted that President Donald Trump may have—brace yourself—told the truth about something. This revelation came just moments after the Bureau of Labor Statistics released data showing the sharpest drop in grocery prices in nearly five years, including a 12.7% plunge in egg prices, the likes of which haven’t been seen since Ghostbusters was in theaters and Reagan was in office.

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