MSNBC Guest’s Bizarre Last Request: ‘If I Get Murdered by an Undocumented Immigrant, Tell My Kids I Didn’t Mind’

(Worthy Satire) – In what might be the most bewildering take on illegal immigration ever aired, an MSNBC guest proclaimed, “If I get murdered by an undocumented immigrant, please tell my children, ‘I did not care that they were undocumented.’”

The statement left the panel speechless, except for one commentator who nodded and said, “And if I get hit by a stolen car, tell my family it’s okay because the thief really needed a ride.”

MSNBC later clarified that the guest was just auditioning for a new reality show called Moral Gymnastics: Twisting Logic for the Greater Good.

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