TEL AVIV (Worthy Satire) – Israel announced that dozens of activists aboard a Gaza-bound flotilla will be deported after their attempt to breach the naval blockade fizzled out somewhere between the Mediterranean waves and Israeli bureaucracy.
Among the would-be blockade busters was climate celebrity Greta Thunberg, who admitted she wasn’t even disappointed. “I loved Israel so much the first time I was deported, I thought: why not try again?” she told reporters, sipping a duty-free soda while waiting for her return flight.
Thunberg added that the latest journey was “even more fun” than her last attempt, calling it “like summer camp, but with more tear gas canisters in the distance.” She hinted she may do it again, teasing the idea of a “Flotilla Rewards Program” where every 10th deportation comes with a free vegan falafel.
Meanwhile, Israeli officials shrugged at the spectacle, noting that the activists “arrived expecting Gaza and left experiencing Ben-Gurion Airport security instead.”
As for Greta, she smiled on her way to the plane: “Some kids collect Pokémon cards. I collect deportation stamps.”
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