(Worthy Satire) – In a bold new prediction, Elon Musk proclaimed that by 2040, “tens of billions” of humanoid robots will populate the Earth — a number slightly higher than the planet’s total square footage and about 30 billion more than the current human population.
“Humans are overworked,” Musk tweeted. “Robots don’t unionize, never need coffee breaks, and most importantly — they don’t launch three-hour podcasts about hustle culture.”
Musk says the bots will be powered by Tesla software, run on Optimus energy cores, and come pre-installed with X Premium (formerly Twitter Blue) so they can argue with each other in real time.
When asked if humanity might feel threatened, Musk replied, “Oh, I think humans just need a long-overdue break — maybe a few decades off while the robots handle things.”
The World Economic Forum applauded the move, saying it would allow humans to “own nothing, do nothing, and finally relax” — all while quietly drafting plans to run the world unchallenged by a society too lazy to notice.
As for Musk? He’s reportedly developing the next big leap: a more efficient, less sleep-deprived version of himself called eLon-2.0 — freeing up the original to finally focus on planning his long-awaited escape to Mars.
“I’m tired,” he said. “Let the bots figure it out.”
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