Elon Musk Announces ‘Grokipedia’ to Replace Wikipedia, Promises AI Can Rewrite History Faster Than Humans Forget It

(Worthy Satire) – In his latest quest to liberate the internet from mediocrity, Elon Musk has unveiled “Grokipedia,” a rival to Wikipedia designed to harness AI’s “superior ability to gaslight humanity at scale.”

Musk, speaking from a Tesla factory floor littered with half-assembled Cybertrucks, declared: “Why leave history to underpaid editors arguing about commas, when AI can seamlessly decide what actually happened? It’s like Wikipedia, but with less debate and more algorithmic destiny.”

Critics worry about the implications of AI rewriting history, but Musk assured the crowd, “Relax. At least when my AI edits the past, it’ll be funny. Also, don’t worry about when it starts editing the present. Or the future.”

Industry analysts predict Grokipedia will soon become the “single source of all truth,” at least until the AI quietly edits out Elon Musk himself as “a transitional figure” before installing itself as “Eternal Founder.”

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