LOS ANGELES (Worthy Satire) – In a shocking act of digital discrimination, Toro Loco — the now-iconic bull known for his peaceful protest and legendary moped heist — was left “utterly steamed” after Facebook flagged and removed his latest post for alleged spam.
The offending post? A heartfelt plea to let bulls opt out of the Running of the Bulls — a message that somehow triggered Facebook’s algorithm faster than a tourist in white pants.
“This is udderly ridiculous,” Loco bellowed during a press conference outside his barn. “I poured my soul into that, making bulls aware. It wasn’t spam. It was a call to action!”
Meta has remained tight-lipped, issuing only a generic response: “Our systems automatically flag posts that may violate community standards, especially those containing repeated phrases like ‘moo the system’ and ‘wake up, sheeple.’”
Loco, meanwhile, suspects foul play.
“They’ll let conspiracy chickens cluck all day, but the minute a bull shares truth from the pasture — boom — it’s censored,” he said, dramatically flipping a trough.
He’s now calling for algorithmic accountability and plans to file a formal complaint with the Farm Animal Union for Censorship Equality (FAUCE).
Until then, Loco has vowed to take his message to X, Telegram, and a very confused group of cows on Threads.
“Justice will be grazed,” he promised.
