JERUSALEM (Worthy Satire) – In a bizarre incident that left security officials scratching their heads, a group of activists was detained while attempting to smuggle a goat onto the Temple Mount, insisting it was an “emotional support animal for the end times.”
“This is a sacred goat,” one activist shouted as police led him away. “We named him ‘Messiah’s Little Helper!”
Authorities confiscated the goat along with a shofar, a stack of prophecy pamphlets, and a custom T-shirt that read, “Got Sacrifice?”
When asked about the stunt, another activist said, “We just wanted to make the Temple Mount great again. And besides, everyone knows a goat is easier to sneak in than a red heifer.”
Local vendors reportedly began selling “Temple Mount Goat” plush toys immediately after the incident.
